These are the infinitely improbable typings of my monkey, Louie. 

Any Hitchikers out there?

Logic of a Hoopie Frood, 1.1

If you ever have the choice between being peed on, or being beheaded, always choose to be peed on. Because if you don't, after you're dead, they might just pee on you anyway.

Logic of a Hoopie Frood, 1.2

Although I consider myself clear of any intent to do wrong. I have to admit, in retrospect, that saying "mooo" at that exact moment just made a bad situation worse.

Logic of a Hoopie Frood, 1.3

This job is only marginally better than a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from the Evil Drome Boozer-ramma

Logic of a Hoopie Frood, 1.4

Some times you must as yourself "do I feel wierd?" Then you can get on to the good phrases in public like: "please sell me that box of ammunition."